Brake-checking people that are riding your ass is one of the better simple joys of life.

…Why would I want to put my finger on his throat? (x)

itstonybetch:

so fetch

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  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty sick dude

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

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  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

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coffeepeacelovecigarettes:

Billions of people on this planet and I’ve never felt so alone

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

huffingtonpost:

Wesleyan University sophomore Sally Rappaport is adding a new set of voices to the fight against victim blaming with Project “Not Asking For It.” See the full video here. 

Joss Whedon went to Wesleyan University for film when he was a kid. It’s a fantastic school. and this shit’s fucking awesome.

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